Pirates Code

1. Thou shall  give Krause drugs
2. Thou Shall not let Liz drive
3. Thou shall not let Lynn give directions
4. Thou shall not use fake numbers before Happy
5. Thou shall not let Sam ride passenger princess (he goes in the trunk or driver's seat)
6. Thou shall not let Rider marry everyone
7. Thou shall break PD's ankles
8. Thou shall not fuck with Sam
9. Thou shall not let Cody be bullied
10. Thou shall not let status give them ego
11. Thou shall occasionally partake in gremlin hours
12. Thou shall not let Aleksi  be alone with his intrusive thoughts
13. Thou shall not let Lucain have all the money
14. Thou shall not  let  Mav have the braincell
15. Thou shall not take Navi to a clothing store
16. Thou shall not let Sae be a total simp

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